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07-23-2008, 05:24 PM | #1 |
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More Canadian Humour...
I was having a tough day, until I received this from my sweetie
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07-24-2008, 02:08 AM | #2 |
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Car Accident
Very funny, Ted.
On a more serious note I got into a car accident last night. I rear-ended a guy and it was totally my fault. We got out of our cars, and he was really pissed, but I started chuckling because the guy was literally about three or four feet tall--a dwarf. He looked up at me and said, "I'm not happy!" I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?" |
07-24-2008, 06:38 AM | #3 |
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mad
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A. Why are you so mad? C. I was wrongly accused of stealing $14.00 A. Wow thats tough What did you do? C. I was so mad I ran away A. Why did you come back? C. How far can you get on $14.00? sorry Joe You tell it much better Bill |
07-24-2008, 12:52 PM | #4 |
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Siamese twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the landlord, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please". The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?" "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, England!" says the landlord. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..." "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude." "So why keep going to England?" asks the landlord. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive." |
07-24-2008, 04:39 PM | #5 | |
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07-24-2008, 04:48 PM | #6 |
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Very Funny gentlemen....
Sorry about the accident Turbulator, but great comeback!!!! Pun from my bro-in-law..... A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is very the reason I stole the paintings...I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh." And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to you. Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
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